thehappysorceress:

I shouldn’t be allowed to watch House Hunters.

Look, I understand that buying a home is a big and important step. I’ve been there myself

But the color of a room, the pulls on a cabinet, carpeting and whether or not there’s an area for a dog (“But we don’t haaaaaaave a dog”) are easily-remedied…

I’m this way with Property Virgins. Especially if it’s a young couple with good jobs, and for some reason most of them are in the south. It’s your first house, you have a limited budget, and you want: granite counters, stainless steel appliances, open concept, good school district, and walkable to everything? Good luck precious babies. I’ll just be happy with my first house if it isn’t full of asbestos, vermin, and ghosts.