MY BRAIN IS ACTUALLY STRUGGLING TO COMPREHEND HOW MANY HUGE DOGS THERE ARE IN ONE PLACE ITS LIKE IN A VIDEOGAME WHEN YOU SPAWN A BUNCH OF STUFF GOD
THAT’S A LOT OF DOGS
i want to live in dog forest
I shouldn’t be allowed to watch House Hunters.
Look, I understand that buying a home is a big and important step. I’ve been there myself
But the color of a room, the pulls on a cabinet, carpeting and whether or not there’s an area for a dog (“But we don’t haaaaaaave a dog”) are easily-remedied…
I’m this way with Property Virgins. Especially if it’s a young couple with good jobs, and for some reason most of them are in the south. It’s your first house, you have a limited budget, and you want: granite counters, stainless steel appliances, open concept, good school district, and walkable to everything? Good luck precious babies. I’ll just be happy with my first house if it isn’t full of asbestos, vermin, and ghosts.
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”